We're binary code, a one and a zero. You wanted violins, and you got Nero.

Yes, I am seemingly jacking everything from Atrios these days, but I can't very well post this without showing you this, now, can I?

[And yes, for you kids out there, Cindy McCain really did steal drugs from her own charity, and that "$50/hour to pick lettuce for a whole season" thing doesn't make any more sense in context.]

Video by Lee Stranahan, originally linked to by LitBrit.

UPDATE: And yes, there's another one:

This one is by comedian Andy Cobb. Via Hilzoy.