This cannot be real. And yet, the link goes to Politico, not The Onion. Can there be a single person in America who is not sick to death of hearing about "Joe the Plumber"? (Even as "Joe" himself has apparently abandoned the man who made him America's most irritating celebrity.)
Seriously, who would possibly want to buy Joe the Plumber Sings Just For You?
(via Kris Tiner)