Please be advised that the fabulously stylish and highly desirable Secret Society T-Shirts are almost completely sold out. Our friends at Hemlock Ink will be silkcreening a new batch for us shortly, but meanwhile, we are blowing out our remaining inventory for a mere $10 each. These freshly discounted shirts are available in any size you want, provided it is S. I would like them out of my apartment and into your wardrobes, please.
"Act now," "while quantities last," "limited-time offer" -- I sense you have heard these words before. But hark, is that summer I spy, just around the corner? Do you really want to be caught without a fashionable and lightweight garment which proclaims your allegiance to the Society?
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